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Friday, October 14, 2005

Down With Planned Parenthood!

Planned Parenthood makes me sick! There is no greater enemy to children and the unborn than Planned Parenthood. The shameless manner in which they spread murderous lies is an outrage!

Be warned, I just forced myself to sit through some their propaganda videos and am feeling particularly nasty right now.

Who do these schmucks think they are to self-righteously proclaim to be the champions of life and freedom? How can baby-murdering monsters even pretend to care about children? What makes them so damn special that they get to mock and slander their opponents while attacking anyone who speaks the truth about them?

Damning evidence against Planned Parenthood:

1: Since the Roe V. Wade decision science, through genetics, advances in ultrasound technology, and various experiments on live fetuses has proven beyond all doubt that A-the unborn are fully human, B-the unborn are aware, and C-that the unborn are truly alive and distinct from their mothers.

2: Sure women can do what they want to themselves, but since an unborn baby is a separate human life that is dependent on the mother this argument is invalid!

3: Human life is just as valuable whether it is wanted, or unwanted. Crusading to make sure that every baby that gets born is “wanted” by providing abortions devalues all human life.

4: Providing health care? Give me a break! Since when is it caring for someone’s health to promote the performance of procedures that cause an average of 1-2 nasty physical side-effects, and 6-7 severely damaging psychological side-effects? This what an abortion does to a woman. This is anti-health care!

5: Safe sex? Thanks to these jerk-holes we now know beyond all doubt that safe sex programs have the opposite effect that they are intended to have. Everywhere that Planned Parenthood style safe sex programs have been implemented have seen a rise in the instances of STDs, unwed and teenage pregnancy, and their bread-and-butter – ABORTION! African nations that were getting AIDS under control using abstinence programs have become victims, decimated by nearly instantaneous rises in the HIV infection rate to mirror the rest of Africa after Planned Parenthood style safe sex programs were forcibly implemented by politicians who succumbed to pressure from Planned parenthood and their affiliates. Hmmm, safe sex = more of everything it supposedly prevents? I guess that means it doesn’t work, now doesn’t it? This is also the opposite of health care!

6: Since when do these thugs care about free speech? Aren’t these the same Nazis who are suing people who protest outside their clinics, claiming these protesters are actually part of organized crime and should be thrown in prison? They ARE! Can you think of anyone else who has people thrown in prison for disagreeing with them? I dunno, maybe Stalin, Hitler, Castro, Mao, need I continue? And they talk about free speech. Bunch of commie crack-heads!

7: They actually believe they are saving the government money by preventing babies from being born into welfare families? THESE IDIOTS ARE RESPONSIBLE FOR HALF OF THE WELFARE FAMILIES IN AMERICA! It’s their constant promotion of having promiscuous sex and thinking some flimsy piece of latex that no teenager, or even adult for that matter, reliably uses that is responsible for the lion’s share of teenage pregnancies in America. And, as the informed know, the number one contributing factor to poverty in the US is single parenthood. The younger it happens, the poorer you stay for life!

8: They are the most powerful champions of teaching YOUR children to be homosexuals.

9: No matter what Planned Parenthood says, adopted children actually have a better chance at being happy and successful in life as ones born into their family. Not much better mind you, but better, NOT worse!

10: Abstinence programs work. Planned Parenthood says they don’t despite every scientific study done in the last thirty years. Can you say liars?

11: I have recently heard that Planned Parenthood first embraced abortion as a means to wipe out black people and poor people. I have not confirmed this yet personally, but I find it to be a disturbing idea.

12: Personally, I’m offended by the way the slander religious people as being ignorant bigots who want to destroy the world. Religious people built Europe before it abandoned faith, and religious people built America. Deny it if you want to, it’s true.

I’ll stop here since I have typed out my rage for the moment. Expect me to blast these inhuman monsters plenty more in the future.

One last note; If you are considering getting an abortion, I urge you to visit your local Crisis Pregnancy Center. They will help you and they will tell you the truth. No, they do not perform abortions, and they do not recommend doctors who do.


  • Right On! You have the gift my friend. Keep up the good work.

    Proud father of an American Soldier

    By Blogger meesterjoneser, at 9:25 AM  

  • Yeah!
    Great post.
    Planned Parenthood is evil...

    By Blogger The Conservative UAW Guy, at 12:55 PM  

  • Yahooooo! I did an article on planned parenthood as well on My Republican Blog. It really upsets the libs because I trashed Margaret Sanger, the insane founder of planned parenthood, who seems to be near and dear to their hearts.

    Hooah! (Sorry Phantom Driver... I can't help myself! As a Vietnam Veteran's and Army career man's wife, I guess it's okay for me to use that!)

    Good article. :)

    By Blogger Gayle, at 5:03 PM  

  • Quick question: Why is point number 8 at all relevant to this argument?

    It seems to me like this would in fact reduce the number of abortions performed, seeing as homosexuals really cannot reproduce naturally. They might even create more of a demand for adopted children!

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 7:10 AM  

  • Thanks for pointing me here Daniel. These are all excellent points. I went ahead and added a link from my post to your's.

    By Blogger SeanS, at 10:37 AM  

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