I have recently discovered a website that is slandering Senator Rick Santorum, my favorite politician, and claiming that the word "Santorum" is defined as "the frothy brown and white mixture resulting from anal sex." Since some hateful lib wants to be so nasty, and turnabout is fair play, I have decided to offer my definitions of certain politicians and world leader's names that I'm sure this guy has loads of respect for.
Hitler: Phychotic murdering madman.
Clinton: Semen Stain.
Kennedy: Drunk who sexually harasses minors.
Stalin: A turd stain that penetrates through the underwear.
Carter: Peanut sized member.
Kerry: Jaw like a horse.
Marx: LSD permafry.
Castro: Castrated man.
Osama: Dead meat.
There you have it. Definitions for everyone I can think of this jerk-hole would like and respect. Any other ideas?